A neighborhood in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, is being "terrorized" daily by a roving gang of aggressive, malicious wild turkeys. A (presumably) amateur videographer got this footage yesterday of the turkeys attacking a woman and a small child. It's safe to say that Thanksgiving will be coming early to Cherry Hill this year. While this video is actually scary, the NBC Philly affiliate that posted it says the two people were unharmed (though, thanks to an automated feature allowing readers to send in their responses, the news program's page currently reads, "Philadelphia is laughing about wild turkeys attacking children"). City of Brotherly Love! [NBC Philadelphia]