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Richard Heene, solid patriarch of the Balloon Family, will be making a "big announcement" at a press conference outside his home today at 10 am CMT. It's either going to be another hoax-denial, an admission of the hoax, or, like, Heene's proof of alien life on this planet. With this guy, it could be anything. We can't wait! UPDATE: Heene came out of the house and gave the media a box in which to put their questions, which he'll presumably answer later, but he still denied a hoax, saying "Absolutely no hoax, put your questions in the box." Developing... [USA Today]