Bernie Kerik Will Spend the Next Couple of Weeks in Jail
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A federal appeals court shot down Bernie Kerik's request to get out of jail today while he awaits his trial on corruption charges. The former "top cock" was thrown into the slammer last Tuesday when a federal judge revoked his bail after finding that he leaked confidential trial documents. With the trial set to begin November 9, Kerik will spend Halloween in jail, where the candy isn't very good. [NYDN]

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