JPMorgan Posts $3.59 Billion Profit
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CEO Jamie Dimon qualified his firm's nearly sixfold increase in profits with some dire mumblings about how they might get screwed by all the unemployed losers who aren't paying their credit-card bills, but we're sure that's not going to prevent him from cracking open some of the good stuff tonight. [CNN, WSJ]
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