Levi Johnston Showing Alaskan Bush in Playgirl
Photo: GQ
In two month's time there will almost certainly be pictures of Levi Johnston's penis on the internet. This from his giant of a manager, Tank Jones, who said he's "90 percent sure" that Bristol Palin's ex-fiancee will put his hockey stick on display in Playgirl. The photos will be shot in mid-November, "in order to get the pictures out for the holidays," a Playgirl rep told Page Six. The rep added, "We're working out the actual details day-by-day, and have come to a very happy conclusion, which we feel readers will be enthralled by." Which could only mean nudie man in ice skates!

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