Model and lackluster D.J. Jesus Luz is getting a $10,000-a-month allowance from Madonna, according to In Touch. If the story is true, doesn't that make him the world's lowest-paid celebrity gigolo? Surely, say, Rossano Rubicondi or even whatever girl George Clooney is taking to premieres these days makes more than that a month. According to the celebrity weekly's source, the income is to offset modeling wages he lost by taking time off to accompany Madonna around the world. She also pays his cell phone, insurance, and credit-card bills. We're sure there was a lovely conversation in the Ciccone household when Lourdes learned about this.

Jesus gets an allowance [In Touch]