Alice + Olivia designer Stacey Bendet is not one of the friends of Ali Wise that the Post this morning claimed has dropped the former Dolce & Gabbana publicist like a season-old handbag. Bendet took to — where else — her Facebook page to go after the Post and defend her friend. (And to do a little merchandise plugging while she was at it.) Since the tabloid probably isn't Facebook friends with her and probably won't even see the status updates, we've reprinted them here.

You hear that? Every reality-show girl uses a SpoofCard. Just, you know, maybe not to hack into romantic rivals' voice mails 700 times in a row.