This morning, while in Germany to celebrate the twentieth anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was scheduled to meet with German chancellor Angela Merkel, but unexpectedly ran into an exact duplicate of herself instead. This amused Hillary to no end, but greatly concerned the Secret Service, who were left scrambling after quickly losing track of which Hillary was the real Hillary and which was the impostor. Eventually, through a series of intensely personal questions that only the true Hillary could answer correctly, the fraud was identified and whisked away to be interrogated at a CIA black site in Romania.