Stormy Daniels, the porn star challenging lady-loving Louisiana Senator David Vitter, has no chance of winning a seat in the U.S. Senate. But she has a very good chance of being one of the most entertaining political candidates in long while. This interview with Marie Claire shows why:

Q: How much will your résumé be a factor?

A: It's actually starting to work in my favor — I have nothing to hide. A sex tape of me isn't going to pop up and shame me; there are 150 of them at the video store.

Q: Do you think you're more qualified than Senator Vitter?

A: Absolutely not. But in one movie, I did play a Secret Service agent marooned on an island controlled by North Korea. I butt heads with dictator Kim Jong-il and come out on top.

Q: If you're elected, will you quit porn?

A: Probably, but only because of HD...and gravity.

The debates should be fantastic.

The Porn Star and the Politician [Marie Claire via Political Wire]