Sarah Jessica Parker: ‘I Love the Smell of Diapers’
Photo: Patrick McMullan
We've never actually smelled Sarah Jessica Parker's perfumes, but after reading the following quote from her December Elle profile, we're pretty sure we never, ever want to.
"I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it.”
LIKE A BAKED GOOD. Like a batch of warm chocolate-chip cookies. Really, she could just eat those diapers up. Wow, this will haunt us for days. Incidentally, how Elle failed to use the line "Sex and the City actress opens up about her scheisse fetish" on the cover is beyond us.

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