Here we go. Let this be your final warning, you small-penised or weird-boobed readers: JFK, Newark, and La Guardia will begin using full-body security scanners starting in September. That means that, yes, those people who can barely handle getting your square-shaped bags through a square-shaped tube will now be snickering behind their plastic-gloved hands at your private parts.

Hopefully, a welcome side effect of this turn of events will be fewer stories like this.

JFK, LaGuardia airports to get full-body scans next month [NYP]
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