Remember how in The Devil Wears Prada, Anne Hathaway became Meryl Streep's favorite assistant when she helped her recognize each and every obscure Manhattan socialite at the Met Ball, thereby saving the editor from social death? That's because In New York, the most important faces are the ones you barely recognize. Which is why we've made this handy cheat sheet for tonight's opening of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, a movie packed with cameos from people so nationally unrecognizable that, well, you can barely call them "cameos." Feel free to trade on this information by passing on your knowledge to your seatmate. We're sure they'll be grateful. Because remember, if you're not inside, you're outside.

Jim ChanosKynikos Associates	Nouriel "Dr. Doom" Roubiniprophetic economist	Maria BartiromoCNBC "Money Honey"	Thomas BelesisCEO, John Thomas Financial
Graydon Cartereditor, Vanity Fair	Jim Cramerhost, "Mad Money"	Becky Quickco-anchor of CNBC's "Squawk Box"	Peggy Siegalpower publicist
John Buffalo Maileractor, son of Norman, complete babe	Warren BuffettInvestor, philanthropist	Vince Farrellprincipal, Soleil Securities	Anthony Scaramuccifounder and managing partner, Skybridge Capital
Thomas M. Joycechairman, Knight Capital	Julia Kochsocialite, wife of billionaire tea partier David	Susan Hesssocialite	Grace Meighersocialite, wife of Quest founder Chris
Kelly Kleinmodel, socialite	Prince Dimitri of Yugoslavia	Hamish BowlesEuropean editor, Vogue	Mario Platerojournalist, bon vivant
Christopher Masonjournalist, 'mocialite	Yanna Avissinger	Christian Baha	Tom Porcellieconomist, RBC

Photos: Patrick McMullan (Chanos, Roubini, Carter, Cramer, Quick, Mailer, Joyce, Koch, Hess, Meigher, Bowles, Mason, Avis), Mario Tama/Getty Images (Maria), Jim Spellman/Wire Images (Belesis), Bryan Bedder/Getty Images (Siegel), Maria Tama/Getty Images (Buffet), Joe Corrigan/Getty Images (Klein), Will Ragozzino/Getty Images (Prince Dimitri), Mat Szwajkos/Getty Images (Calvo-Platero), Johannes Simon/Getty Images (Baha)