Remember when Anderson Cooper tweeted a picture of himself wearing a bunny suit that he claimed a bunch of bonobos had asked him to wear? Well, the relevant clip finally aired on CNN, and yes, it turns out it was true: They actually insisted that he put that costume on and bring them food. (Presumably that’s why he also had to wear a bib, but we suspect the primates just insisted upon that piece of flair for humiliation’s sake.) Please try to watch this video while focusing on something other than the size of that monkey’s ape’s testicles. If you can manage.
