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J–Vanka Is Having a Girl!

This girl-child will want for nothing in the world: Money; looks; exposure to Rupert Murdoch's comfy, pillow-like hands; the ability to learn, once and for all, what Donald Trump's hair tastes like ... She'll really have it all. [The Daily]