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We Do Not Want to Know What Rand Paul Eats

"We have to flush the toilet 10 times before it works. I've been waiting for 20 years to talk about how bad these toilets are." —Kentucky senator Rand Paul, who may want to seek help from a gastroenterologist. [TPM]

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