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Even the Subway Is Happier Without Bin Laden

Have you noticed things have been a little different around here since Osama bin Laden was killed? The streets more engorged with people? Manhattan practically basking in a postcoital glow? Well, says street artist Beast, that’s because Manhattan is a big old penis. His project “Unexpected Improvements” figured that out by turning the city map on a 90 degree angle. He’s posted his version of the subway map around town for tourists and locals to enjoy.

Manhattan Gets it Up: Beast Fools With Subway Map [Brooklyn Street Art]

Even the Subway Is Happier Without Bin Laden