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We Will Have to Wait at Least 30 Months for Danielle Chiesi’s Reality-TV Show

That's the sentence handed down to the pink-clad, camera-vamping Chiesi for her involvement in the Galleon insider-trading case, which allegedly included seducing an IBM employee and definitely included comparing trading stock tips to orgasm. Chiesi reportedly jumped for joy at the length, a clause that sounds a lot dirtier now that she's made us look for sexual metaphors in unlikely places.

Beauty of a finish [NYP]

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