According to a story that is not from the Onion, despite the use of the term “butt-chugging,” teenagers are supposedly getting drunk via vodka-soaked tampons and the application of beer bongs to a less traditional orifice.
Did you know that teenagers like to mess with adults and make them look silly? Like, for instance, they especially like to mess with credulous school authorities, and by extension, the reporters who quote them. That trend is old.
