Romney First Day Agenda Also Includes Chillaxing

DAYTONA BEACH, FL - FEBRUARY 26: Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney walks away after speaking during driver introductions for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Daytona 500 at Daytona International Speedway on February 26, 2012 in Daytona Beach, Florida. (Photo by Jerry Markland/Getty Images for NASCAR)
Photo: Jerry Markland/2012 Getty Images

Mitt Romney has promised to do a lot of things on his first day as president — issue waivers to all 50 states to escape Obamacare, call out China as a currency manipulator, rewrite federal regulations, demand a $20 billion budget cut, insist that Congress cut corporate tax rates, in addition to the whole speech and parade shtick. But before all that, he’s going to ease into the job with a little getaway with his closest — or, in any cases, wealthiest — friends:

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Former Governor Mitt Romney is already offering top donors access to a special “Presidential Inaugural retreat,” planned on the assumption that he will be elected president this November.

If anybody has the superhuman executive ability to achieve all those goals simultaneously while entertaining donors on a retreat, it is Mitt Romney.

If anybody has the superhuman executive ability to achieve all those goals simultaneously while entertaining donors on a retreat, it is Mitt Romney.

Romney First Day Agenda Also Includes Chillaxing