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R.I.P. Fat Derek Jeter: 2012–2012

Regular-sized Derek Jeter. Photo: MLBNetwork/facebook

Three days ago, the Post ran a photo of Derek Jeter — who, to be fair, has been rehabbing from a broken ankle — looking perhaps just a bit Sabathish down in South Beach, a development that the Internet found quite amusing. But according to a photo posted on Facebook by the MLB Network, Fat Derek Jeter is no more, or has at least figured out how to suck it in for two seconds around photographers.

Derek Jeter No Longer Fat, According to Photo