According to the Associated Press, Massachusetts senator Ted Kennedy has a malignant brain tumor. After his seizure this weekend, doctors ran tests that discovered a growth in the left parietal lobe of his brain. Though doctors need to take more tests to learn what next steps to take, the normal treatment includes both radiation and chemotherapy, say reports. According to the AP, "it's a starting diagnosis: How well patients fare depends on what specific tumor type is determined by further testing. Average survival can range from less than a year for very advanced and aggressive types — such as glioblastomas — or to about five years for different types that are slower growing." He hasn't had a seizure since the weekend and is resting comfortably, his family said.

Doctors: Ted Kennedy has brain tumor [Newsday]

Barack Obama is scheduled to make an appearance in Grand Rapids in a few minutes, where he is expected to pull out a surprise guest: John Edwards, who, The Wall Street Journal and other news outlets are reporting, is expected to formally endorse the Illinois senator. Whether this will sway many voters is debatable, but one thing is certain: Obama has just pocketed the Sarandon-Robbins vote.

Ex-presidential candidate John Edwards endorsing Barack Obama as Democratic nominee [Grand Rapids Press]

Temeka Rachelle Lewis, the 32-year-old Clinton Hill resident who booked prostitutes for the Emperors Club and famously warned hooker "Kristin" against ex-governor Eliot Spitzer's "dangerous" sexual preferences, pleaded guilty today to charges of prostitution and money laundering. By all accounts, Lewis seems like a pretty vanilla kind of gal. She was an honor student and a high-school cheerleader and a graduate of the University of Virginia. Old classmates and teachers describe her using words like intelligent, sweet, shy, and quiet. "I can't remember her even getting a driving ticket," an uncle told the Daily News yesterday. "It just don't make any sense." It's true: Why would such a nice girl become so desperate for work she would turn to the seedy underbelly of brokering deals for low-rent Jersey-shore hookers? What could have possible gone wrong? The answer comes halfway down today's Post story.

As WWD is breathlessly reporting via newsflash in our in-boxes, American Media Inc. executive vice-president and chief editorial director Bonnie Fuller will resign from both of her positions as of Wednesday. She is also the author of The Joys of Much Too Much — but, alas, it seems as if she's had her fill.

On the bright side, Fuller will remain editor-at-large at Star magazine — you can't expect her to walk away from it all, can you? As long as there are celebrities with thighs, this lady's got a job to do. —Jessica Coen

Well, color us incorrect! Earlier today we tut-tutted the tabloids for jumping to conclusions about the future of congressman Vito Fossella after his drunk-driving arrest last week. But, it turns out, they were totally right. Fosella did have a love child with the "mystery woman" he was recklessly racing to meet that night. From a statement released by his office earlier today:

“I have had a relationship with Laura Fay, with whom I have a three year old daughter. My personal failings and imperfections have caused enormous pain to the people I love and I am truly sorry. While I understand that there will be many questions, including those about my political future, making any political decisions right now are furthest from my mind. Over the coming weeks and months, I will to continue to do my job and I will work hard to heal the deep wounds I have caused.”

In addition to guessing at the love child and assuming that Fossella's marriage was over, the Post and the Daily News also projected that his political career was over. After this news, we're guessing they were right on that front, too.

Fossella Admits Affair and Love Child [NYO]
Related: High Noon for Vito Fossella?

While Al Sharpton may have gotten himself arrested during today's Sean Bell protests and several hundred protesters shut down the Queensboro, Triborough, Brooklyn, and Manhattan bridges, it was a different scene down at our offices by the Holland Tunnel. Police officers and media outnumbered the protesters three-to-one, and the 25 or so protesters who did manage to block access to the tunnel did so for just a matter of minutes before police went about arresting a requisite handful. Admittedly, we're a tiny bit disappointed that we didn't get more action in our far western hood — but, then again, we also weren't quite prepared to deal with Jersey folk idling for any longer than usual.

Jack Jordan, the man accused of stalking Uma Thurman, has been found guilty on charges of stalking and aggravated harassment. He now faces up to a year in jail. The trial lasted a week and featured testimony from the actress as well as her parents and brother. Thurman told the court that the situation with Jordan was "like a nightmare."

In closing arguments, Jordan’s lawyer tried to paint a picture of a shy, eccentric man who had merely developed a crush on a movie star. “Think about your lives and what you have done in your lives in the name of love,” the defense attorney, George Vomvolakis, urged the jury. “Think about the stupid things you have done.” Meanwhile, lead prosecutor Jessica Taub tried to paint a more sinister portrait of Jordan’s behavior, which included showing up at the actress’ house and her movie set and sending a series of bizarre cards and e-mails. “He wanted to be with Uma Thurman, and he would not take no for an answer,” Taub said.

Jordan is an out-of-work lifeguard who was living in his car at the time of his arrest last year. However, last night the New York Post caught him sleeping on the street. —Noelle Hancock

Stalker or Harmless Eccentric? Jury Deliberates on Fan’s Uma Thurman Obsession [NYT]

Uma Stalking Trial: Fan Found Guilty [ABC]

According to Latina, the pop diva has already tied the knot with her beau Nick Cannon. A source "close to" the actor confirmed it to the magazine's Website.

The couple wed yesterday in a small ceremony on an island and it was "very impulsive," according to our source. The wedding was attended by a few close friends of the couple, including Da Brat.

Whaaaa? What "island" did they marry on? The island of Manhattan? The Post spotted Cannon buying her an engagement ring here in New York on Monday, and Mariah was in the city all weekend basking in the glow of the Empire State Building, which was pink in her honor. And didn't they just start dating this month?

Well, Perez Hilton has confirmed it, so it must be true. And who are we to judge Mariah Carey? She's had as many number ones as Elvis and nearly as many as the Beatles. We all know what that does to you…

Breaking Exclusive: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Are Married! [Latina.com]

This photo was taken at the intersection of State Street and Nevins Street in Brooklyn less than an hour ago. The police vans you can see are gathered around the halfway house in Boerum Hill at that location, where someone (it's unknown exactly who) is threatening to jump off the roof of the building. In the lower portion of the photo, you can see the inflatable jump pillow, which we're not sure we've ever seen in use, but suddenly looks a lot less fun than it did in The Game. We'll keep you posted if we hear more.

Update: The netting you can see over the windows in this picture was apparently set up to prevent a man from jumping out of them (he wasn't on the roof after all). Reports an eye witness: "Nobody jumped. A small white guy was escorted out of the building and handcuffed." Segments of the fence around the halfway house were sliced off to accommodate the jump pad, and are still left in the street.

New York Ranger (and soon-to-be Vogue intern) Sean Avery was found unconscious and not breathing early this morning and rushed to the hospital, reports the Daily News. The hockey bad boy, who saw his team lose in a playoff match last night, was brought to St. Vincent's at about three in the morning. He was in a state of cardiac arrest. The hospital has confirmed that he is there but has declined to release further details. We'll keep you posted as we hear more.

Sources: Rangers star Sean Avery hospitalized [NYDN]
UPDATE: 1010 WINS is reporting that the team is calling his injury a "lacerated spleen."