
Would-be Gossip girls.Photo: Lauren Levine
This Saturday in Southampton was a bit more fabulous than usual — oh God, you don't even know
why, do you? Perhaps your headbands are on a little too tight today, so let us remind you: It was the casting call for
Gossip Girl, HELLO?! Obviously we wouldn't be worth half an Activa if we didn't haul ourselves out there for a shot at glory (or to get within spitting distance of Chuck Bass), so to Pink Elephant we went for the 1 p.m. call time. We were told to come "dressed upscale and camera ready," which had us a little nervous as to whether we'd be up to the competition — but then … there wasn't any. The massive line of Gucci-clad teenage girls never materialized. Instead, the line maxed out at just four people (including us) and
none of us were teenagers. We were amazed. How could only four people want to be on the BEST SHOW EVER? Among the faithful: Us; a woman came dressed as Blair, which reflected, we thought, the appropriate level of dedication; and a guy who looked like Julian MacMahon but wasn't. “You have to be a serious fan to trek out here for this," he said, with not a little pride.