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Tinsley Mortimer Already Looking ‘Exhausted’ From New Job
Slogging away in the Greatest Depression real-estate market may be draining her!
Posted 10/14/08 in Daily Intel : Neighborhood Watch
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‘Gossip Girl’ Says ‘Chuck You’ to True Love
It's the return of our exhaustive, obsessive, and unattractively loving recaps of the Greatest Show of Our Time.
Posted 09/02/08 in Daily Intel : Intel
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Nina Garcia’s Bathing Suit Is Like Her Invisibility Cloak
When she wears it, she says, the only people who see her are Tinsley Mortimer and Marjorie Gubelmann. Meanwhile, this past weekend boldfaced names like Gwyneth Paltrow and Peter Cook feigned invisibility — but you would have seen them if you were there. Because in the Hamptons, there's nowhere to hide.
Posted 08/11/08 in Daily Intel : Summering
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Tinsley Mortimer Is on the Set of ‘Gossip Girl’
Will her appearance herald the end of our great love? Or is a new beginning?
Posted 06/23/08 in Daily Intel : Photo Op
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Ivana Trump Defends Her Great, Semi-Absentee Love
Plus, gossip about Graydon Carter, Chuck Schumer, and Sean Avery, in our daily column roundup.
Posted 06/20/08 in Daily Intel : Gossipmonger
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‘Gossip Girl’ Blows Our Minds
And that's not all. You'll have to see it — or read our recap — to believe it.
Posted 05/06/08 in Daily Intel : Intel
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Tinsley Mortimer May Already Be Super Enough
At the Takashi Murakami exhibit, the socialite explains what superpowers she would like to have and why.
Posted 04/04/08 in Daily Intel : Party Lines
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Is Tinsley Having Topper Trouble?
Plus, transvestites in Times Square, Marc Jacobs and his new boyfriend, and Priscilla Presley's Botox in our daily gossip roundup!
Posted 03/26/08 in Daily Intel : Gossipmonger
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The Annals of Socialite Upstarts: Out With Olivia Palermo, in With Emily Brill?
So January was cold, and February was short, but now it's finally March. And you know what that means? It's party time! No, not for you. For people who matter. We know since SocialiteRank.com shut down nearly a year ago, you haven't been as able to keep track of what's been going on with Tinsley and Zani and Margherita, but, trust us, they're still out every night, flawlessly executing that arm move that Ellen Page has been trying to imitate! See, March is when the events for young socialites really begin in earnest. Last night saw the Riverkeeper benefit at the Hearst Tower, hosted by the ecocharity's junior council. Scheduled next week is the American Museum of Natural History's Winter Dance and the Frick's Young Fellows' Ball. A quick peek down the list of all the host committees show that, this year, all the fun is dominated by one set of friends. Claire Bernard, Maggie Betts, and Jamie Johnson are on the committees of all three of the above events, and they are joined here and there by Amanda Hearst, Hudson Morgan, Annie Churchill, Andrew Black, Derek Blasberg, and Byrdie Bell. This is a little bit of a shift away from the Tinsley-Dabney-Lydia axis, but it's essentially the same gang. Which isn't surprising, only…where's Olivia Palermo?
Posted 03/07/08 in Daily Intel : Intel
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Ally Hilfiger Can’t Imagine Curling Her Hair More Than Twice a Month
We can't believe that we made it this far into the day without discovering this breathtaking new development: The Observer ran an article about socialites! And how some of them are not like the others. It's completely out of character for the paper. The Observer's prep-master general, David Foxley, today dissects the phenomenon of the "fauxcialite," the society girls who can't be bothered to get all dressed up every time a tot needs a new toy. Surprisingly (and we mean that honestly, not in the obnoxious, overly sarcastic way we wrote the lead-in to this item), it's not filled with the classic Observer tone, where a reporter pretends to take a subject seriously, and then lets himself hoist himself with his own petard. ("The doorman eyed Mr. Cheban's Louis Vuitton shoes appreciatively. 'Some day I'll get there,' the man sighed longingly. 'I'm not quite there yet, but some day.' 'Don't worry — it took me awhile to get them, too!' Mr. Cheban said. 'Actually, it totally didn't,' he confessed minutes later. 'I just didn't want to make him feel bad.'") But the story does include lots and lots of moments of genius from our favorite socialite ever,
Tinsley MortimerAlly Hilfiger! Gosh bless her.• “I think it’s pretty narcissistic of these socialite girls to worry so much about how they’re going to look when their intentions should just be about giving back,” Ms. Hilfiger said of her more high-maintenance sistren, sliding her naked heels forward on an ebony neoclassical coffee table. “I can’t imagine having a blow dryer or a curling iron in my hair more than, like, twice a month!”
Posted 02/06/08 in Daily Intel : In Other News
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Tinsley Mortimer Never Misses a Press Line
Tinsley Mortimer, hair styled, full face of makeup, popped into a nail salon yesterday afternoon for a new coat of Ballet Slippers. As you can see, the nail salon she chose happens to be Iris Nails on Madison Avenue. Which happens to be next door to the Frank E. Campbell Funeral Home. Which happens to have been surrounded by photographers since early yesterday, when Heath Ledger's body was taken there to await burial. We're just saying. Tinsley Mortimer's Grim Photo-Op [Socialite Life]
Posted 01/25/08 in Daily Intel : Photo Op
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Was Lauren Davis’s Wedding the Suckiest Wedding of the Century?
Oh. My. GOD. Were you at Lauren Davis's wedding to billionaire Andres Santo Domingo, on January 18? You know, it was held on Baru, the Colombian island off Cartagena owned by his family, and the papers were all calling it "the first real society wedding of the century." No? Well. You didn't miss anything because it sucked. First of all, did you know that Colombia is, like, dangerous? Yeah, well, it IS. We had to be driven everywhere in bulletproof cars accompanied by bulky, Spanish–speaking bodyguards. Plus, it was 400 degrees, and get this: There wasn't any air-conditioning at the church. We were sitting across from Tinsley Mortimer, and we swear all of a sudden her entire face melted straight off into her lap. It was like Raiders of the Lost Ark or something. Afterward, everyone just flew out of the church like they were being released from a hostage situation.
Posted 01/23/08 in Daily Intel : In Other News
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Why Heatherette Canceled Their Show: Our Reasons

We love, love, love Heatherette — even though their show is a glamorous debacle every year, and even though we're not always sure where to buy their clothes. Traver Raines and Richie Rich, the house's creative team, are nice, fun, energetic, and brilliant. Every season their train wreck of an exposition is the highlight during Fashion Week. That's why we are hit hard by the news that they won't be showing this February. They were supposed to show at Roseland Ballroom this year, too, which would have meant that everyone could have come, and the after-party would have been glorious. We're trying to find out why they've bailed (they "prefer not to comment," but we'll get it out of them — we run with the same gays, after all), but in the meantime, we've compiled a top ten list of reasons they might have called off the show: 1) They're only doing a "Cruise" collection this year. 2) They, like so many other small fashion houses, fell victim to great glitter shortage of 2008. 3) The only chaps they could find had asses. 4) Tinsley ate something. 5) Boy Meets Boy went back on the air. 6) A six-foot-eight drag queen has Richie and Traver locked up in a basement somewhere in the Village because she didn't get into their last fashion show, even though she WAS INVITED. 7) Lady Bunny ate Lydia Hearst. Totally kidding. She flossed with her. 8) Someone actually wanted to buy something from last season's show, and they had to figure out how to make it again. 9) Richie broke an axle. On his roller skate. 10) Their Amanda Lepore popped. Heatherette Cancels Fashion Show [Fashionista]Posted 01/11/08 in Daily Intel : Intel
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Tinz and Olivia Hate Each Other More Than They Hate Genocide
Tinsley Mortimer and Olivia Palermo hate each other so much they couldn't jointly host a benefit for Darfur. John Mayer took Mandy Moore to lunch (at La Esquina) and Cameron Diaz to dinner (at Indochine) on the same day. New School president Bob Kerrey, a former governor and senator from Nebraska, might move back to run Chuck Hagel's senate seat. Ivanka Trump instituted a "no midriff, no bikini bottom" rule for her October Stuff magazine cover. Former Jets QB Joe Namath is now a grandfather, though his daughter is only 16. Billy Joel thinks his Hamptons benefit concert was overpriced — and not that good. A Mr. Chow is opening in Vegas. Giants safety Will Demps is done with groupies. A Maxim writer thinks Sanjaya and Adrian Grenier are doppelgängers.
Posted 08/16/07 in Daily Intel : Gossipmonger
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Park Avenue Peers: A Blogger Meets Tinsley
James Kurisunkal, the very midwestern brains behind the very inside-the-10021 blog Park Avenue Peerage, has spent the last four months chronicling the lives of the city's social set — from the comfort of his dorm room in Illinois. But this summer he's come to the big city, to intern at New York, and last night, at a Cinema Society screening of Interview at the Tribeca Grand, he finally got a chance to meet some of his idols. After the jump, the story of when James met Tinsley
Posted 07/12/07 in Daily Intel : Party Lines
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Enquiring Minds Want Cash
The wife and son of deceased National Enquirer founder Generoso Pope Jr. are suing each other for the remainder of his $418 million fortune. Barbaro was the focus groups' choice for August's Vanity Fair cover, but Graydon Carter nixed him for Shia LaBeouf. CNBC's Maria Bartiromo will soon have her own show titled Money Honey. The Giulianis like golf, bargains, The Tudors. Chris Noth tried to poach talent for his club from Hawaiian Tropic Zone but failed. Tinsley Mortimer and Lydia Hearst are attending a dinner thrown by Pete Wentz in the Hamptons. Jon Anderson of Yes canceled a benefit show for a bunch of kids because his spiritual adviser told him to.
Posted 07/06/07 in Daily Intel : Gossipmonger
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Happily Eva After
OK! magazine paid more than $2 million for the rights to Eva Longoria's wedding photos, much to the chagrin of People. Lily Allen was so drunk during a performance she referred to hostess Tinsley Mortimer as "Ashley Winksdale," which, actually, is kind of awesome. Courtney Love has been licensing Kurt Cobain's likeness for a bunch of lame products. (Certainly Al Pacino wouldn't approve.) The Queen of England uses e-mail and has an iPod. Rachel Roy and Damon Dash got into a public spat at Dash's club Socialista. Ryan Cabrera and Riley Keough — she's Elvis's granddaughter — are on the outs. Renée Zellweger might be dating an agent at CAA.
Posted 06/25/07 in Daily Intel : Gossipmonger
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Tinsley Mortimer Loves Danity Kane, Gets No Love From Diddy
Relatively few boldfacers showed up for Diddy's CFDA awards after-party at Marquee last night — do Top Model winner Caridee and Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day count as celebs? — but Tinsley Mortimer was one of them, arriving long before Diddy showed up. Tinsley occupied her time getting cozy with new BFFs Richie Rich and Trevor Raines, engaging in some groping with the former and hoisting up her white sequined dress to do a lap dance for the latter. But then she abandoned the Heatherette duo for — huh? — that chick from Danity Kane. Presumably this was a move to get closer to Diddy, who was holding court at a table nearby. Mortimer and the Danity Kane chick danced and flirted with random passersby, perhaps angling for Diddy's attention. It didn't seem to work. Once it became clear that Diddy either (a) had no idea who she was or (b) didn’t care, Mortimer, who was perpetually perched on a banquette, fiddled with her cell phone for a while before sneaking out inconspicuously. Top Model's Caridee, meantime, stuck around on the unacknowledged outskirts of Diddy’s bevy of friends and bodyguards. —Rachel Wolff
Posted 06/05/07 in Daily Intel : Party Lines
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Sharpton Comes Alive
Al Sharpton is planning on speaking out against rap music at this week's National Action Network convention, but Russell Simmons and other hip-hop execs are skeptical. The wife of Atlantic Records co-founder Ahmet Ertegun invited three of his alleged mistresses to today's funeral. Beyoncé is slated to make a lot of money after her current deal with Sony is up. Britney Spears may have fired manager Larry Rudolph, whom she blames for her recent career woes. Madonna went back to Malawi but insists she's not adopting another child. Bruce Willis is now seeing Courtney Love.
Posted 04/17/07 in Daily Intel : Gossipmonger
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He Can't Get No Satisfaction
Has Jann Wenner been seeing Men's Fitness editor-in-chief Neal Boulton? (And what about poor Matt Nye? And what about Jann and Matt's new kid?) Tinsley, Fabiola, et al, are heading down to Turks and Caicos for a charity event. Speaking of Tinsley, she's been intentionally wearing the same dresses as movie stars in an effort to make the "Who Wore It Better?" feature of gossip mags. Noho sushi joint Bond St. reopens tonight. An ad for The Year of Magical Thinking running in both the Times and the Post implies the Times gave the show a favorable review. It didn't. Harvey Weinstein is looking to cast every actress and actor you've ever heard of for the film adaptation of musical Nine.
Posted 04/16/07 in Daily Intel : Gossipmonger
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