The world's most famous public urinator, this week, is 18-year-old Dallas Swonger of Portland, Oregon, who was watched in security footage by nearly 200,000 people on the official pdxwater YouTube channel. In addition to the public humiliation and police citation, Swonger is being blamed for the city having to dump 38 million gallons of water. He swears it's not necessary.
"I didn't piss in the fucking water," Swonger said in a star-making interview with Vocativ. "I leaned up against the wall and pissed on it. Right there on the wall, dude. I don't know else how to describe it."