Madonna caves, removes crucifixion bit from TV version of concert set to air on NBC. Ron Perelman broke up with his psychiatrist girlfriend. A new book on Woodward and Bernstein says Woodward did more of the work and is also kind of an asshole. Deepak Chopra wrote another book, sounds no less nutty. Martin Short did his Jiminy Glick routine to Kristin Chenoweth. Daily News Albany reporter Joe Mahoney was drunk and asleep in his car, with some pot, too. Red Hot Chili Pepper Anthony Kiedis won an award, threw it in the air, was cut by it, licked off the blood, and continued partying. Grey’s Anatomy star T.R. Knight came out; some former American Idoler did, too. Lindsay Lohan can spell neither “courteous” nor “sycophant.” Athletes will go to Postie hangout Langan’s for a charity event Monday night, the Post reports. There’s a pool for when Elisabeth Hasselbeck will leave The View. Jessica Simpson knew her marriage to Nick Lachey was over when he didn’t go on a charity trip to Africa with her. She also had a hunch when she shtupped Johnny Knoxville. Anna Nicole Smith buried her son in the Bahamas, may or may not have wailed. Kurt Andersen and Graydon Carter had lunch. Morgan Freeman, on book tour, has a few drinks with Liz Smith; she decides he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. Robert Downey Jr. gave a speech about an art collector at the Cooper Hewitt. Defrauded celebs are trying to get their hands on Dana Giacchetto’s book advance. People jumped in the pool at a book party at Hotel QT. Amanda Peet had a Jewish wedding, then ate lobster. Camilla’s son Tom Parker-Bowles is neither having an affair nor buying cocaine.