Tonight's boldfaced parties:
• 50 Greatest Moments at Madison Square Garden premiere. IFC Center, 323 Sixth Ave., nr. W. 3rd St., 6 p.m. Promised guests include Walt "Clyde" Frazier, Earl "The Pearl" Monroe, and John Starks, who were involved in one or more of the Great Moments, and Billy Baldwin, Steve Schirripa, and Matthew Modine, who, hopefully, were not.
• Fashion Group Night of Stars. Cipriani 42nd Street, 110 E. 42nd St., nr. Vanderbilt Ave., 6:30 p.m. Scheduled attendees include Gwyneth Paltrow, Julianne Moore, Mariska Hargitay, Anne Hathaway, and Mischa Barton. Do you think Gwyneth and Julianne will meet up on a corner in the West Village between their houses, share a taxi over, and talk about bakeries and child-raising? That would be so adorable.
• Donald Trump Super Premium Vodka launch party. Trump Tower, 725 Fifth Ave., nr. 56th St., 8:30 p.m. Trump to attend, Busta Rhymes and DJ AM to perform. Out there in America, Trump is a punch line, right? And we're certainly tired of him here. So who's buying all his crap?
Looking for something lower-key and more accessible? Check out all our Agenda listings for tonight, selected by New York's culture editors.