Upstate Car Wreck Kills Couple, Breaks Hearts

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• A 10-month-old girl is newly orphaned, and in critical condition, after an SUV crossed the median in Orange County and rammed her parents' rental. That the father was the founder of Fandango.com and the mother a rising-star neuroscientist may raise the item's profile, but the fact that they were high-school sweethearts makes it completely devastating. [NYDN]
• Affordable housing may be coming to the Lower East Side, Brooklyn Heights, Dumbo, and elsewhere: Bloomberg wants to make his tax break for developers dependent on the low-cost caveat. Ah, how times change: We remember when half of Dumbo's inhabitants lived there for free. [NYT]
• In psycho-killer news, Mark Chapman was denied parole for the fourth time, one day after his victim John Lennon's 66th birthday; and Andrew Goldstein, a schizophrenic who pushed a woman under the N train in 1999, pleaded guilty, saying he knew what he was doing. We guess that's progress? [amNY, NYT]
• In what continues to be Stephen Colbert's week of total media domination, Colbert County in Alabama opens "The Stephen Colbert Museum and Gift Shop." Don't read the linked article too carefully, because the author completely sells out a potentially funny bit from a future show. [Montgomery Adviser via Radar]
• New bike routes are coming to the city. Except that this is New York, not some hippy-dippy Portland, so our bike lanes are actually "shared lanes" and are basically streets with some stenciling on them. We're sure it's just a coincidence that these new-style stencils look like chalk outlines of flattened bikers. Right? [StreetsBlog]