Who Are You to Question Jeanine Pirro?

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So you suspected your philandering, tax-cheating, speed-limit-averse husband was philandering anew. And so you asked your philandering (with Judith Regan!), corruptly apartment-renovating former-police-commissioner buddy to look into it. And you get caught, because the Feds are wiretapping aforementioned philandering, corrupt, former commish for entirely different reasons. How do you salvage your foundering law-and-order campaign for state attorney general? By releasing a new 30-second spot in which you masterfully play both victim and avenger, and, to top it off, falsely suggest your rival has a plan to offer "amnesty to criminals." Early and Often has Pirro's new ad, which leaves "you the viewer … apologizing for even thinking about counting her out."

Jeanine of Arc [Early and Often]