Hillary and Bill got frisky in L.A., a media mogul announced in Tel Aviv. Unnamed investors provide cash infusion, and the Roxy won’t go the way of CBGB. A khaki-clad gentleman broke into Mario Batali’s almost-open pizzeria in L.A., stole a lot of meat, and rode away on a bicycle. A Zac Posen store opened in Turkey, without the clothes. Denise Richards threw her laptop off a hotel balcony at some paparazzi, hit two old ladies instead. (They were okay.) Ryan Phillippe fired his publicists after they gave In Touch magazine fakes quotes — or, at least, any quotes while People had an alleged exclusive — about his divorce from Reese Witherspoon. Kathy Griffin loves her house, perhaps too much. Stephen and Elaine Hawking make like Britney and K-Fed, though after a considerably longer tenure together. Britney, in the meantime, is getting back together with her former business manager — the one who made her sign a prenup. “Page Six” confused the Wilson brothers yesterday and admits it. Liz Smith had lunch with Elton John. Did you hear Spy magazine threw itself a party?