Drive a Car? Get Mad.

Bensonhurst: Irate teacher sets an example by punching out bus window. [NYP]
Lower East Side: Clinton and Delancey Streets have new bike-route stencils. Now share space with annoying hipsters and annoying cars. [Streetsblog]
Midtown: While searching frantically for the traffic light, you have the sudden urge to drink Enviga. [Curbed]
Staten Island: Stuck in traffic on your way home tonight? Come up with a three-minute invective to sputter at the City Council's Committee on Transportation public hearing. [Staten Island Advance]
Upper East Side: Don't worry, rent-stabilized residents: By the time the Second Avenue subway forces you to relocate, you'll be dead. [NYP]