Oh, Rats!

Suge Knight on Snoop Dogg (who was arrested again Tuesday, this time with drugs and a gun in his possession): "He's a rat. I don't like rats." Al Gore on Britney Spears's refusal to wear underwear: "No comment." Kelis on why gay men love her: "I'm like a gay man's purse." Candace Bushnell says Jay McInerney is very serious about sex. 50 Cent thinks Oprah caters to middle-aged white American women because "she's become one herself." Gambling-minded investors want to take over New York's racetracks; horse purists aren't happy. Lindsay Lohan has been attending AA meetings in Los Angeles. For exhaustion, of course. Andrew Cuomo forced two of his campaign operatives to pull out of a panel on politics. Naomi Campbell was going to be in a movie, but she made too many demands. Fabian Basabe avoided Amy Sacco recently because he's suing her. Danny Meyer to open a Union Square Cafe in Tokyo. Sean Connery stood to make almost half a billion dollars from the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but he declined to play Gandalf. A month ago, Kid Rock went to a strip club, drank a lot. Matt Lauer held a door open for a woman with a stroller. Julianne Moore is so nervous about the opening of her new play she can't eat. Michael Jackson watched the new Bond flick in his hotel room.