"Egg Foo Gun" was Monday's Post headline on a story about a gun smuggled into a hospital in a Chinese-food carton. In today's follow-up, the paper reports that "the moo goo gai gun was found by another cop before any hot-and-sour beef could erupt." And it's a good thing, we realized, that the firearm was found before anything bad happened — we're thus spared the tale of a kung pow being heard from the crab ran-gun, the start of a potential mu shootout.

The last thing this city needs is more terror-yaki.

— Lori Fradkin

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