The Donald and the Ivana

Donald Trump attempted to stage an intervention on behalf of his alcoholic former ex-wife. He was unsuccessful. Parker Posey notes that ex-boyfriend Ryan Adams has a lot of “personal demons.” Domestic-diva catfight: Martha Stewart versus Rachael Ray! (We wouldn’t bet against Martha). Is Joe Lieberman going to join the GOP? (Oy!) Bob Woodruff is close to rejoining ABC. Lindsay Lohan isn’t sober, but her friend is. A Halloween party at Scores featured a dead blonde in the bathroom; elsewhere, a girl gets punched in the face. Barbra Streisand fans aren’t politically minded; they’re drunk. (And Babs stayed at Rosie O’Donnell’s house in Florida). Alan Hevesi most likely did not finance a low-budget indie flick. Simon Cowell is about to get into the cosmetics business. Richard Gere is about to get into real-estate development. Russian Tea Room reopens today. A book on celebrity scandals offends the sensibilities of early-morning talk shows and Access Hollywood. Bode Miller (remember him?) dressed as a convict for Halloween.

The Donald and the Ivana