Tom Freston and Tom Cruise bond over a mutual hatred of Sumner Redstone. A paparazzo in a minivan rear-ended Lindsay Lohan’s Mercedes; she’s shaken, but not hurt. This just in: Pamela Anderson was acting during the denouement of Borat. Rumored Ryan Phillipe–Reese Witherspoon homewrecker Abbie Cornish was a no-show at a screening of her new movie. Five socialites compete for the lead role in a new TV pilot. (Our fingers are crossed for Melissa Berkelhammer.) Arianna Huffington has no chance of being Time’s “Person of the Year,” given that she’s on a panel to pick the winner. Paul McCartney gets lots paparazzi attention over his divorce, also stops caring about land mines. Some people eat at Mr. Chow’s house. Lee Radziwill saw Grey Gardens, a play partially about her. Jane’s help-us-deflower-a-virgin stunt has failed. Playful high jinx went down at a fund-raiser for the Christopher Reeve Foundation. Will Ferrell played hoops at Chelsea Piers. Regina King and Ian Alexander are getting a divorce. Liz Smith likes Janet Jackson. Foodies, rejoice: New York will host the first Food Network NYC Wine & Food Festival but not till fall of next year.