Cops and Yoko

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• The NYPD is developing a scary trend in the people-killing arena. Another man, this one in the Bronx, was fatally shot by the cops last night — four times and at very close range, witnesses say. He was armed, at least. [amNY]
• Both tabloids lead with Yoko Ono's extortion news, which we reported yesterday; today's added value is the following tidbit: The driver claims that rock's First Widow is just trying to stop him from proceeding with a valid sexual-harassment case against her. Eww. [NYP]
• It's hard to top If I Did It, so Judith Regan's next book project is a "biographical novel" about Mickey Mantle. Tame enough, except it calls Billy Martin a rapist and includes fictional scenes of Mantle sexin' Marilyn Monroe, who just "lies there staring at him." [NYDN]
• The Times continues its disturbing — and sometimes darkly hilarious — series on New York's deranged small-town justice. In this one, a judge sentences young male cons to "judge's probation," which involves them hanging out with him, driving his car, and, in one case, moving in with him. [NYT]
• And Peter Boyle is dead at 71. Judging from the headlines, the press seems intent on remembering this fantastic character actor (one of John Lennon's best friends, by the way) as the dad on Everybody Loves Raymond, to which we can only respond: Go rent Taxi Driver. Now. [WNBC]