Wherein which your faithful correspondent assembles Times headlines in rhyme to bring you secret bulletins from the paper of record. Today's message: The World Needs a Cold Shower.
The French Riviera Is an Adult Playground, With a PG Side
The Netherlands: Iron Rita Sidelined;
Legislators Vote for Gay Unions in N.J.
Commendatore, Where the Devil Are You Taking Me?
Spies, Lies and Noir in Berlin
A Woman Who Wore Couture Like a Second Skin
Albania, Europe's Rough Corner, Loosens Up
Hofstra Women Starting to Think, 'Why Not Us?'
Administration to Drop Effort to Track if Visitors Leave
The Cost of an Overheated Planet?
We're Glad You Love Us; Don't Overdo It. Lizzie Skurnick