Pissed Daddy

Sean Combs threw a hissy fit when he wasn’t allowed into CAA’s post–Golden Globes party, may have gotten himself banned from Sunset Tower. Lindsay Lohan may have hit the bottle, and then hit rehab, after being rebuffed by James Franco. Paris Hilton’s left eyelid is droopy because she once had surgery to raise her lids, and it’s getting worse because she continues to wear tinted contact lenses. (We can’t believe we just typed that.) British chef Marco Pierre White claims the New York Times once hired a private eye to dig up dirt on him in an unsuccessful attempt to prove he had a booze and drug problem. Hillary Clinton to throw a book party for Chuck Schumer at his favorite Chinese restaurant on Capitol Hill.

Alec Baldwin is resorting to Glamour magazine and online dating to help him find love. L.A. artist Terence Koh required those who came to see his show at the Whitney last night to wear white. Eloquent (and, alas, retired) New York Giant Tiki Barber may be headed to NBC. Sienna Miller may be the next Bond Girl. Former U.S. Attorney General Robert Rust is selling his beachfront Hamptons estate for $80 million — a New York State record. Ashley Olsen and boyfriend of eighteen months, Greg Chait, split because he wasn’t ready to commit. Two guys and a chick wrote and sung a song masquerading as Britney Spears, and now people believe it’s actually Britney Spears singing. Brad Pitt mistook an Extra correspondent for Jennifer Hudson, but she doesn’t seem to mind. Thomas Pynchon’s niece Tristan Taormino won “Best Gonzo Release” at the AVN porn awards in Vegas. (Not that “Page Six” has the right picture of her.) James Gandolfini called in sick to work. LL Cool J ordered cheesecake at a restaurant but “just to look at.”