Tom Brady put his New York pad up for sale as soon as he found out ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan was pregnant. Speaking of officially pregnant: Naomi Watts. Speaking of maybe pregnant: Christina Aguilera. Hillary Clinton, or someone from her office, got mad at David Geffen for throwing a party last night for Barack Obama. Former As Four designer Kai Kuhne flipped out after his credit card was denied at Sway. A Chelsea nightclub doesn’t want handicapped customers upstairs.
Mischa Barton’s younger sister is entering rehab for her addiction to prescription painkillers. Pastis and 5 Ninth are both refusing to take reservations from guests at Hotel Gansevoort in retaliation for an ugly billboard the hotel has erected. A Brooklyn band figured out a way to secure coverage on “Page Six”: Write a song about it. Jamie Foxx and Ludcaris gave impromptu performances at a club in Vegas. Michelle Rodriguez blogs (badly) about her two DUIs. (Also, she’s hosting an Oscars party tomorrow.) Avril Lavigne called Britney “cuckoo.” Pan’s Labyrinth director Guillermo del Toro is getting his Oscar suit made at Big and Tall, and he’s not related to Benicio del Toro. Liz Smith reminds us the Oscars are Sunday.