<div class="image left border"><img alt="~timescouplets_sm.gif" src="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/~timescouplets_sm.gif" width="200" height="41" /></div><I>Wherein we arrange </I>Times<I> headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record.</I><B><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/opinion/23chen.html">All the Body's a Stage</a></B><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/business/23gallo.html">Brother Who Left Wine for Cheese, Dies</a> —<a href=" http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/us/23brfs-AGENCYCONFIR_BRF.html">Agency Confirms That Peanut Butter Was Tainted</a>.<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/us/23pepper.html">Boston Police to Destroy Pepper-Spray Guns</a>:<a href="http://theater2.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/theater/reviews/23hoff.html">Bile and Vitriol by the Ton, and Yet Still Never Enough</a>. <a href="http://select.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/sports/baseball/23araton.html">As Piazza Sips Elixir of Youth, Williams Nips a Bitter Tonic</a> — <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/books/23book.html">Only the Swans Know Why a Love Has Died</a>....<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/us/23brfs-AIDSOUGHTFOR_BRF.html">Aid Sought for Fishermen</a>:<a href=" http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/world/23briefs-squid.html">Half-Ton Squid Reeled In</a>,<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/us/23warhol.html">A Tomato Soup Can, and a Pocketful of Coins</a>.<a href=" http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/23/movies/awardsseason/23swag.html">Let Them Eat Foie Gras (Gift Bags Are So Last Year)</a>.
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Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record.