Fake-Poor Kids Derided in Williamsburg

Bedford-Stuyvesant: There are no outstanding violations, so why hasn't there been any work at 377 Franklin Avenue for the past three months? [Brownstoner]
Chelsea: Communist Party headquarters on 23rd Street rent out space to (gasp!) a real-estate agency, proving even pinkos can’t resist the potential lucre of the housing bubble. [Blog Chelsea]
Lower Manhattan: Those huge light projections you'll see tonight are actually an antiwar protest. BYO candle. [1010 WINS via Gothamist]
Prospect Park: So where exactly can you pick up a free wi-fi signal? [Daily Slope]
Williamsburg: How quickly the trust-funded hipsters turn on each other when the Times reveals that one-quarter of their parents bought their apartments for them. [Gawker]