Graydon Carter Is Everywhere, All the Time

Anderson Cooper, Bono, and Tom Hanks, among others, roasted Graydon Carter at a National Resources Defense Council gala (we had quotes yesterday). Harvey Weinstein introduced Graydon Carter to Jared Kushner at the Waverly Inn. Rosie O'Donnell has made The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselback cry multiple times during the show's run. Gisele may be pregnant with quarterback Tom Brady's baby. Linda Evangelista may be pregnant with billionaire Peter Morton's baby. Maggie Gyllenhaal got husband Peter Sarsgaard a diaper bag for his birthday. Scarlett Johansson wants to go on a date with Patrick Swayze. Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds went on a dinner date. Rosario Dawson is dating a photographer.

Gansevoort Hotel owner Michael Achenbaum apologized for the ugly billboards on his building but isn't taking them down. Joseph Lieberman was photographed next to Dick Cheney after the Republican Caucus' weekly lunch, but Lieberman didn't actually attend the meeting. Johnny Depp's daughter contracted blood poisoning after stepping on a rusty nail. Suge Knight is ready to pull the plug on his Death Row record label. Eddie Van Halen is entering rehab for alcohol addiction. MSNBC will not renew host Rita Crosby's contract, despite the fact that she got vocal-chord surgery to make her voice less raspy. A man was acquitted of murder after an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm proved he was in the crowd of a Dodgers game at the time of the crime.