Make Way for White Kids

God knows we got as much mileage out of the "Park Slope is a yuppie-kid Petri dish" meme as anyone. Part of its appeal, to be completely honest, is that it allows us to report on parental foibles while holding up the fraying illusion of Manhattan as a swingin' 21-and-over club. Well, time to face facts: New Times research shows that the number of kids under 5 on the island has grown by an astonishing 32 percent since 2000. Responsible for at least half of that are white families with a median household income of — get ready — $284,208 a year. Which, we suppose, makes sense, since who else can afford to procreate in Manhattan these days? What we didn't know is that there are enough white-and-wealthy toddlers out there to outnumber, for the first time, the area's African-American and Hispanic kids. (The study, sadly, does not provide stats on black kids "mistakenly" born into white families.)

In Surge in Manhattan Toddlers, Rich White Families Lead Way [NYT]