Self-styled muckraker Morgan Spurlock — whose facial hair, if you can believe it, is now even more irritating than when he first ate his way to prominence in Super Size Me — claims he’s getting fat. And that’s hardly a surprise when you consider what he’s been eating: chicken parm, doughnuts, dinner at Per Se. He even had a burger! (Though it wasn’t McDonald’s.) Find out how else he’s super-sizing himself in this week’s New York Diet.