Paris to Go Directly to Jail?

Paris Hilton may go to jail for violating the terms of her probation after September’s drunk-driving arrest. Chris Rock’s marriage may or may not be on shaky ground. Jets owner Woody Johnson can invite his sister or his daughter to his birthday party, but not both. (They hate each other.) Jay-Z and Beyoncé are still together, despite the fact that he didn’t walk the red carpet with her at the Oscars. Meatpacking haunts R&R and Double Seven are being shuttered, but a rustic lounge called Retreat is opening. Justin Timberlake is opening a southern restaurant on the Upper East Side. (You can read more about it at Grub Street.) Fellow pregnant dumpees Bridget Moynahan and Mary Louise Parker had breakfast. Taki Theodoracopulos and Dominick Dunne have both made enemies on the party-writing circuit.

A new book connects Bruce Willis and former Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda, among others, to a Hollywood prostitution ring. Cate Blanchett reported her Lana Marks alligator clutch stolen from her room the day before the Oscars, and some think Giorgio Armani had a hand in it. Penélope Cruz and Orlando Bloom hooked up at Prince’s Oscar-night party. Gawker is reorganizing its Team Party Crash coverage because the current crasher is obnoxious. Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks did not marry Nick Cannon, nor did she hook up with Tom Brady (or so she says). Robin Givens is now dating rapper Ginuwine, and he likes to dance for her. Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon were telling guests at an Oscar party that they each made $1 million from One Night in Paris. Djimon Hounsou went from Cameron Diaz to Kimora Lee Simmons. Katie Holmes spent a lot of time on her BlackBerry backstage at the Oscars. Helen Mirren told reporters at the Oscars that she was wearing pole-dancing shoes purchased on Hollywood Boulevard. The Food Network’s David Lieberman partied hard in Miami. Dina Lohan had to fly coach when she missed her flight from L.A. to New York.