Jeff Gerth and Don Van Natta’s Hillary bio will come out in August and may cause ethics problems for her in the Senate. Bonnie Fuller worried she showed too much chest on TV; also, she was cold. Hooters won’t host a PETA book party, prompting bad jokes from a PETA exec. Newt Gingrich and Lally Weymouth ate lunch. Thora Birch’s dad watched her shoot sex scenes. Martin Scorsese wants Leo DiCaprio to play stock swindler Jordan Belfort. And he’s also making a movie about Queen Victoria, says Liz Smith, with Sarah Ferguson as a co-producer. Sean Penn spoke at an antiwar rally in Oakland, didn’t make much sense. Whoopi Goldberg and Kiefer Sutherland had brunch.
Breaking: There are currently men starring on Broadway. Ivana Trump felt up a club owner. Two guys fought over soap star Leven Rabin. Angelina Jolie is so thin because she hasn’t eaten much since her mom died, says her brother. And her new kid’s biological mother will cause trouble for her, Pax’s grandfather warns. Juliette Binoche went to Israel to make a movie. The new rap album from San Antonio Spur Tony Parker is not very good, according to “Page Six.” Yes, a restaurant hostess knew who Jeremy Piven was. But she still couldn’t give him a table. Lindsay Lohan got drunk and danced in L.A. Friday night. To play a sniper, Mark Wahlberg went to sniper school. Bill Maher wants Star Jones to get fat again. Aaron Spelling’s son Randy Spelling deflowered Paris Hilton.