/ cultural capital April 6, 2007 04/06/2007 3:48 pm ‘Times’ Couplets: Monogamy? Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record. On Gilded Sharks and Loverboys Gotta Minute? So, There’s This Guy Tony … Going With the Flow>. Enter an Old Rival, Again Material Muse for Some Strange Bedfellows (Latin Lovers) Creatures More Slothful Than You and Me. Three-Way Connection of Minds and Bodies; Episodes of Vanity; Whimsy Collides With Tragedy. See You in Court, Sweetie! Tags: new york times times couplets poetry headlines cultural capital ‘Times’ Couplets: Monogamy?