‘Times’ Couplets: There’s No Place Like Home

Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record.

An Anglophilic Yankee Aristocrat and His Finds Across the Pond

From Asia to the Caribbean to New York, Appetite Intact,
Putting Up His Dukes, for His Country, His Race and Money,

Going Against the Flow.
Ferry Required? No Bridge, No Problem.

Solitude and the Sea
A Brutal Passage From India to Misery at Sea, and Back.

Innocence or Experience? An American Tale.
On Friendly Turf, Suggests History Will Be Kind to Him.

Lizzie Skurnick