We’ll Take ‘The Rapists’ for $200

Dressed to Kilt. Capitale, 130 Broadway, nr. Grand St., 7 p.m. Sponsored by Johnnie Walker, “Dressed to Kilt” is “a Scottish evening of fashion and fun.” The fashion will be provided by Victoria’s Secret, and the fun by your host, Sir Sean Connery! And his co-host–wife, Sir Lady Sean Connery. Or maybe that’s supposed to just be Lady Sean Connery? We find the language of nobility confusing.

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