Beyoncé Smells! (Like Armani)

Beyoncé will be the face of Giorgio Armani’s new fragrance. Former West Wing star Allison Janney confused George Bush and playwright Charles Busch. Lindsay Lohan made out with British scenester Callum Best at a club. Rosario Dawson sang karaoke in Times Square for her 28th birthday. Denise Richards claims she had to hire bodyguards to keep the paparazzi away during her divorce from Charlie Sheen.

Chris Albrecht may have been forced out from HBO because CFO Wayne Pace also had woman-related issues. (Albrecht’s girlfriend still supports him). The wife of Dr. Atkins is worried for her life because the trustees who are battling her over Atkins’s estate have taken out a $15 million insurance policy on her life. George Soros and Queen Noor of Jordan may be dating. Vanity Fair writer Bob Colacello says he has a lot of rich and famous friends because he used to work with Andy Warhol.

Lots of little girls want to star with Abigail Breslin in the film version of American Girl: Kitt Kittridge. In an interview Joan Collins claimed she’s never had plastic surgery. Cindy Adams boasts about being invited to Rod Stewart’s wedding. Former tennis standout Matthew Perry once got a game off of John McEnroe.