Even Crazier Love

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Dan Klores's new documentary — the boy-meets-girl, girl-leaves-boy, boy-hires-thugs-to- blind-girl-with-lye, girl-marries-boy-after-he-gets-out-of-prison love story of Burt and Linda Pugash — tells an amazing and freaky story. But, as Klores confessed to us at the premiere earlier this week, he collected some even weirder material that didn't make it into the film. For starters, there's rampant speculation among people who know them well that Burt and Linda have never had sex, even to this day. And then there's the story of Pugash's first sexual experience. "The first time he got laid, he totally deceived and lied to a woman," Klores told us. "He met her, and she said, 'Are you from New York? I hate those Jews.' And he says, 'Me, too!' And then when he was making love to her, she saw that his dog tag had an H on it. In those days they were labeled C, P, or H, Catholic, Protestant, or Hebrew. And she said, 'What's that?' And he said, 'Hindu.'" Jimmy Breslin puts it just right in the movie: "I've been covering news in New York City for 50 years," he says, "and no one is as visibly insane as Burt Pugash and is not institutionalized." —Jada Yuan